Fuck raindrops and roses..this is what i want

People and things i think are legendary:

David Hasslehoff.
Steve Irwin.
Receeding hairlines.
Comb overs.
Neighbours.
Arm bands for swimming pools.
My thoughts when im stoned.
A room full of books.
Stupid dogs.
Terrible vinyl covers.
Superhero's and their pants.
Home-made gig flyers.
Karl Kennedy's midlife crisis.
Moronic people.
Susan Kennedy's wise words.
Jimi Hendrix hair.
Simon's sadness.
Firemen.
Birds flying into windows...thats timeless.
The image 'vasalene' conjours up.
Photos were im pulling a 'mong' face.
Zombies.
Cheesy films were the acting is top notch.
Colombo.
Sharon Stones crotch.
Tea.
Dogging on wye hill.
Stewie Griffins madness when it goes wrong.
Sellotape when it gets stuck to your shoe and you cant get it off.
The word 'vaginal'
The word 'ooze'.......i must stress the last two are not good together, so ive heard.
Pamela Andersons acting.
Lemmy's alcohol and drug intake.
Santa's beard.
Tony hart and his un natural fascination with playdo.
Garys trousers...i think he gets sewn into them.
My emo hair...shocking it really is.
The new Cravendale advert..."all around the world..."